Unpimp zee auto!!

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Most of the "unpimp" and the "Fast" series are here in the archives as well. Check out the 15" Fast research vid...

[TommyG]

Some of those are awesome!

[Woofentino Pugrossi]

Oh SNAP!!

Those are just about enough to make me want to buy a VW. Almost but not quite.

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Oh SNAP!!

Those are just about enough to make me want to buy a VW. Almost but not quite.

  Precisely, you don't have to like the cars enough to buy one, BUT the ads are universally funny to all but the Gen Y goofs they poke fun at. Young, old, middle aged, and the crew down at the nursing home can laugh at that shit!! It's catchy, contagious, and memorable. Two     to the ad folks the V Dub volks hired.  I gotta go get rid of my '98 vatchamacallit!!   

[Woofentino Pugrossi]

Too bad you werent riding with me up Milton ave and Randolph monday. Some kid (16 or 17ish in more than likely his g/f's car) yelled "do a wheelie you pussy". Yelled back at him "only if I can ride your girlfriend all night". OMG the look on her face was priceless and junior had a blank look on his face. Then junior was throwing "sets" at me trying to keep the window down (his g/f was trying to roll the window back up from the drivers controls). Finally junior screamed out "Shut the fuck up or i'm gonna kick your mutha-fucking ass". Well bike goes into neutral, kickstand down and get off the bike. Then you hear the sound of the car door locking. Junior was literally trying to get away from the pass door when I walked up and pointed my titanium plated gloved finger at him.  Little 130lb punk wanna-ba was nearly sitting on his girlfriends lap screaming like a 4yr old getting a shot. Typical of the little white wanna-bes around janesville. Talk the big talk but have no balls when someone gets right back in their face. 

Why do I attract the idiots in janesville?  2 yrs ago it was some punk at target that tied to be "all that" in front of his 2 friends and ended up against the wall in an arm bar with my thumb and finger on his trach. His 2 friends took off running. Just cause I'm 5'6 and 200lbs doesnt mean I'm gonna be some easy pushover for some bully's ego.

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Rob, you're such a pussy!

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

You guys are such a bad influience on me!

Laura sent me to the grocery store tonight for THAT ONE THING she'd forgotten....  On my way home, I pulled up next to about a 2001 Mustang.  This baby had a 3-foot tall wing, ground effects, a doghouse-sized hood scoop, SVT and Cobra badges everywhere, and huge chrome custom wheels.  Young guy driving, girlfriend shotgun.  I looked at the girl, and before I could even stop myself, said, "EET LOOKS LIKE EET COULD FLY!"
Well, the girl JUST BUSTED out laughing.  The light changed, and as I pulled away all I could hear was the girl whooping and the guy yelling, "What?  What did he say?"

[251am]

You guys are such a bad influience on me!

  This baby had a 3-foot tall wing, ground effects, a doghouse-sized hood scoop, stop myself, said, "EET LOOKS LIKE EET COULD FLY!"
Well, the girl JUST BUSTED out laughing.  The light changed, and as I pulled away all I could hear was the girl whooping and the guy yelling, "What?  What did he say?"

  LOL!!! Vas das doghouse scoop really sucking?                         

[Woofentino Pugrossi]

 

[tstruyk]

"EET LOOKS LIKE EET COULD FLY!"



Is that K3 copywrite... or can I use that sometime?  I promise to give "props" on the material 

Too funny

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

Earth to Tom!  Go to the URL at the top of the thread!  It's for the popular VW "Unpimp My Ride" TV commercial where they hurl the "Fast & Furious" car with a catapult.  I stole the line from the commercial.  That's why the chick in the Pusstang was laughing.  She'd probably seen the commercial as well!

[Woofentino Pugrossi]

Wasnt a catapuly Chris, it was a trebuchet.