On the Post Office Wall Today:Wanted:Dead or Alive

[backMARKr]

Now it all makes sense....

* Blue drinks

* Pink wristbands

* Kyle constantly tapping his foot

Only missing part of the puzzle is whether Mark has a 'wide stance' at the urinal!  

You make a couple of snide comments about Iowa and this is the result....

[Burt Munro]

Don't get me started on Illinioze...

After all, it's not my fault that the Eastern tier of counties in Iowa from Dubuque to Keokuk threatened to secede to Illinois. 

Actually, people in both states were in favor of the move because it would raise the average IQ in both states!