Friendly Game

[gma]

Saturday Night

9 PM

Deck overlooking the Dan River behind the Holiday Inn Express

BYOB

Bring no money

Prohibited Items List (Includes - but is not limited to - the following items)

Wrenches
Tire Irons
Hard-Soled Shoes / Boots
Broken Bottles
Piano Wire / Safety Wire
Acetylene Torches
Brass Knuckles
Ice Picks / Meat Hooks / Grappling Irons / Shanks
Pair of Safety-Wire Pliers joined together by 18" of 24 Gauge chain
Bricks
Cigarette Lighters, Matches or cans of Hair Spray
Johnny Torch Suits
Bags 'O Glass
D***s in a Box
Spoons
Household Cleaning Products
Hatchets, Mallots, Hammers, Vises, C-Clamps or Hydraulic Presses
Firearms (feel free to bring all the ammo you want, just no firearms)

and finally ...

No GPS-Guided Geothermal Nuclear Warheads allowed ...

[barb_arah]

Interesting that "Friendly Game" was started by someone who calls himself Homewrecker.  LOL

[PJ721]

ahhh he just likes to talk a lot .....   ::)

[K3 Chris Onwiler]

I'm not sure what the game is, but after reading the list of banned items, it doesn't sound much like fun to me....  How could I work with all those restrictions?

[gma]

The 'game' is Texas Hold 'em. I'll always have chips and cards at the track if anyone wants to play.

Usually, friends get together and have fun and play for no money - a Friendly Game.

Sometimes, people come to play, insist on betting hundreds or thousands of dollars, get to drinkin' that liqua and whip out a cat 'o nine tails or a roll of Saran Wrap and a Yak and ruin it for everybody ... an Unfriendly Game ...

Game last week cancelled due to 4 people showing up with lengths of lead pipe concealed in their boots, 3 dog training shock collars, 1 bullwhip and 3 six packs of Schlitz with the beer replaced with hardened quickcrete.

... you people ...